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Sweet Facilitation Suite (2003)

by Breakfast With Idiots

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Desiree 01:05
Desiree Look inside the window of your mind Do you appreciate the pictures that you find? Desiree Desiree Oh, I’ve seen you found the picture on the shelf You think it’s her, but really it’s yourself Desiree Desiree
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Polish Paradise Girl, go into my room, and take the first step to a Polish Paradise. Slap and twist bald sandwich sponge drip lap up my neck skin, insert your expletive That boys a jump stop a flip flop a store bought lutefisk mighty dork fist Drown your monkey’s ham sandwich until it flips a circuit and pull out the hair of a young boy eating a fur pie that boys a jump stop, a flip flop (REPEAT)
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Zuma De Naranja (Orange Juice) jelly finger with your giant gold a hook and ladder to a picture show (Zuma de naranja) something yellow with a green beret smelled the fingers of the hit parade for my last lap abyss in place for my last face I laughed in place my elbows turned so I breaky-ache dances of a mo meat-o-place
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War Hammer of Trathalganor tasty summer sandle dirties up a white tile floor a young Puerto Rican speaks gibberish to an invisible talking floor mat named Laredo Portu Portugal- In the cave of Harthumdrob Muldagarb, son of Lofadorf Steals the war hatchet of trathalganor Avatar of mugrok Demigod of the Potato Monkeys Of the southern regions of Bobo In the land of Ump-Psykadazz Lower kingdom of G’Dar On the planet of Psyfadefamet In the galaxy of zommhahg Portu Portugal-
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Supercharge Your Brain This little number ain’t for no old time geezer It’s educational for little Lido and his baby sister You gots to rocks When you wear your socks You follow these few rules Its you, yeah you who will rule as you drool Just flop around like a kangaroo But sit back down when it’s time to poo. Poo Do you haftwa poo? Do you wanna poo poo? Do you wanna partwee or poo poo? If you find this info taxing Super charge your brain by double relaxing Shall we pwactice? Poo poo Partwee
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Down to the River I went down to the river And I tied up my girl I came on her belly And I came in her curls And there’s worms in her belly A dried knife in my belt No Tears in my beer The guilt I have not felt (chorus) Yeah dog don’t you tell me no lies no more Maggot drags his ass on cross the floor Explosive ass pudding sandwich - won't you drive me home Yeah dog Sally Joseph and Saint Jerome (repeat chorus)
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Floaty Maximus I ain’t got no weight As I float in a (the) pool You may ask me about states But I cant hear a thing I’m like Aqua-man I eat fish clams I love holding my breathe as I wiggle and turn. Quilt in my room Where’s my slippers and pajamas Sip my coffee and poo Ed Begley Juniors’ Bananas You’re a mile from me Thanks but no thanks (REPEAT)
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Instrumental
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(Tonight I'm) Kickin' It (Sans Shoes) Through eons of untraveld backwoods At high speeds I carry a vestibule I carry it unscathed- I walk with my derrière in the air Tonight I'm kick'n it sans shoes One-eyed Mack's a coming with the bad news His hell hole's rent is due- shall he ball the jack? Oh! What’s a ghoul to do? (It's a zombie attack) Ten toes, runny nose Comfy fittin' clothes He who no body knows He'll take a Silver Bullet or maybe a Stroh’s A sleepless nights a brewin' One eyed fanny a flowin' with the runny poo Temples pulsate, eyebrow twitches Crap soup flows in the britches Shall he rise for the occasion, or sit it through? The Stroh’s has gone to his toes And reaches his nose.
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Sniff you Girl I just wanna sniff you girl (girl) Don’t be so damn silly girl (girl) I wanna inhale (inhale) every inch of you (incha) From your head down to your shoe (shoe-shoe-shoe) Sniff you up and sniff you down (Sniff you down x2) Baby why you try to clown I wanna hold you (hold you) girl make you groan (make you-groan) Doncha leave my nose alone
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Hobo Erotic 01:13
Hobo Erotic I dream that I run free The wind on my behind Lucky me I find bum poo Morning noon and night To roll in mine ain’t right I wake pinning for the crack of don delight Morning noon and night I ain't particular old or new Actually I think I prefer that fresher poo But I do like that old poo too
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Bubble Gum 01:17
Bubble Gum Bubblegum Bubblegum Bubblegum On my tennis shoe Bubblegum Bubblegum Bubblegum On my tennis shoe Sometimes I feel so lonely Without you baby Sometimes Sometimes
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Boob Toob 00:31
Boob Toob I love a boob toob The rubber flubber will soften a hard man’s stool And if you drool- I'll stick my wienie in it and exclaim “cool” Cause I love a good crap-the tip tap of a ‘heart’ rap The rhythem of a pigeon’s coos’ And the smell of a wienie when it’s covered in poo!
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Midnight Party Midnight Party- Midnight party- feeling Midnight party- good good feeling- run All the kids heads- crazy running Midnight party fun Midnight party -party crazy- only just begun
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Slap my Thighs On a slippery moon Grab the handle of a wooden sppon And I’m so in love with you. hand may be a mental state Cornish hound and a fire escape Slow motion jogging Naked man In the key of G (guitar solo)
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Purple Balls in the Soup Purple Balls in the Soup Purple Balls in the Soup Threw me for a loop. Purple Balls in the Soup Purple Balls in the Soup Henry Beths’ in the chicken coup I awoke yesterday An empty space, puddle drool Henry Beth took me for a fool Purple Balls in the Soup Purple Balls in the Soup Purple Balls in the Soup Threw me for a loop. Purple Balls in the Soup Purple Balls in the Soup Henry Beths’ in the chicken coup I never really wanted to believe That Henry B. was willing to deceive The love for shim’ And I’m stuck rolling on this summer’s eve.
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Thunder Broom Thunderbroom trapped on a breeze Broke off the baby’s arm Sucked up the cheese I have no pockets Your power comes from sockets Not again with the clean machine The source of bad dreams Dreams… Me makey scared makey scared Make me scared scared Me makey scared makey scared Make me scared scared Me makey scared makey scared Make me scared scared Make me scarry- makey scaredy (instrumental break) Thunderbroom trapped on a breeze Broke off the baby’s arm Sucked up the cheese Sucked up the cheese
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Purple Balls in the Soup Purple Balls in the Soup Purple Balls in the Soup Threw me for a loop. Purple Balls in the Soup Purple Balls in the Soup Henry Beths’ in the chicken coup I awoke yesterday An empty space, puddle drool Henry Beth took me for a fool Purple Balls in the Soup Purple Balls in the Soup Purple Balls in the Soup Threw me for a loop. Purple Balls in the Soup Purple Balls in the Soup Henry Beths’ in the chicken coup I never really wanted to believe That Henry B. was willing to deceive The love for shim’ And I’m stuck rolling on this summer’s eve.
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about

recorded at 47th & Shattuck, 2003.

credits

released April 1, 2003

All songs: Shane Tise, Andrew Gottsfield, Brian Brooks

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Breakfast With Idiots Oakland, California

Origin Phoenix, Arizona

Genres Rock

Years active 1987–2006

Labels Sentimental Horse Fart

Associated acts Beat Angels, Plug Uglies, Heavens 2 Betsy

Website queenonline.com

Members
Shane Tise
Andrew Gottsfield
Brian Brooks

Past members
Greg Brown
Lance Masc.
Chris Cabanyog
Lisa Lamb
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